bastard römer in wien

i was 18 and sat around downtown and watched the people, suddenly a 205 meter tall man came up to me and said: are you from iran, i said yes, do you have a cigarette !? i said yes, he said: i am the beggar king in vienna, i control all beggars, and he talked for 4 hours about persian history, 4 hours, an austrian and a viennese. native brother, no bastard race, michael häupl, native austrians and no bastard race