I was 18 and in a disco, the dj was on shaft mode for 5 minutes and I was full of a bottle of vodka and 5 beers full, several girls came to me to take me away, I kept shouting out loud shaft, shaft shaft, exists in vienna a shaft? they want to fuck, I'm full. there was no shaft then, and there is no shaft now. i can't look at naked women anymore, i only see mermaids anymore. fucking psychic mermaids. fucking city without shaft