hard life

as a muslim i have a hard life, 7 times a day when i go to the toilet i have to pull this tight ring out hard and pull it back hard on my finger, it hurts every time, jew muslims are apparently sadists and like sadomaso... what the christians and pastors never do: they go to the toilet with a cross, shit, fart and wipe their shit in front of the eyes of my lord jesus christ