I sometimes cut away calluses on my heels with a knife and say over and over again: someday I'll go to the dermatologist, for 18 years now. it's the same thing with money: eventually i'll save money and put it aside, for 25 years now, but i've always felt like a perfect human being, so i keep forgetting it year after year. the monkey says: that's because you don't know any self-love and self-respect