In 1993 I was in Gran Canaria working as a freelancer in a time-sharing hotel. My records were high, but then: I got two roommates, both Viennese named Goran and Zoran, the tragic thing was that the tourists ran away from Zoran, and Goran accused me of being a natural swindler and a charlatan, so many statistics in a day is not normal. In Iran they are called Hassan Hussein and Fariba and Nahid after immigration, but still worse than Viennese Goran and Zoran in the cyber torture business