In all fairness, I have to get out of this apartment. I haven't found one yet. The offer is 700 euros rent with a 2,500 euro deposit. There are no guesthouses, motels, or hotel rooms during the high season, so I just flew over the Greek islands. The ticket is 150 euros, and the room, kitchen, and bathroom cost 15 euros a day by the sea. That's 600 euros in monthly expenses, a year-round alternative to a homeless shelter.