Patrik told me: Not far from the Pakistani-Indian border, there's a place where you should lie on your stomach and take three puffs from a tube connected to a covered trench. Number one is a sensationally rare model, which you receive as a unique one. If you survive smoke number two and don't turn to clay, you get what you deserve, an extraterrestrial something. But if you inhale number three, he knows that you're also Big Bang-worthy and therefore on par with Gabriel! Well, he's got the nerve to tickle someone like me.